Being a writer is-
..spending hours trying to describe how a character walked through a door.
…looking up synonyms for “said” every other sentence.
…typing for 3 hours straight and then deleting everything but one sentence the next day.
…having 10 works in progress you’re probably never going to finish.
…imagining yourself discussing your books on a talk-show even though you’ve never finished anything.
…drinking so much coffee you consider cutting out the middle-man and just getting a caffeine IV drip.
…overthinking movie and TV plot-lines and envisioning how you could write them better.
…washing down crippling self-doubt with a bottle of Captain Morgan.
…forgetting to eat because you’re almost finished writing that scene you’ve already written 6 different times and will likely write 30 more.
…convincing your relatives what you do is still relevant to a society that thinks watching rich people getting manicures somehow qualifies as entertainment.
…asking Google things that should probably get you put on a watchlist or excluded from a dinner party.
…having a million tabs open at all times.
…going to a coffee place so often the staff begins to recognize you and you have to start going somewhere else to avoid the awkwardness.
…wondering if your story idea has already been written by someone more talented and attractive than you.
…needing to use your “lucky pen” that you do your best writing with.
…spending 10 minutes looking up just the right white noise so you can concentrate for once in your life.
…composing a strongly-worded essay in your head while in the shower and immediately forgetting how to speak your own language as soon as you open a blank document.
…meticulously researching to get even the most minuscule detail correct in spite of the fact most readers probably won’t notice.
…reading the best writing advice and not following any of it.
…anxiously awaiting feedback on a W.I.P. from a friend/family member only for them to eventually tell you it was “good.”
…habitually fluctuating between thinking you’re a total artistic genius and everything you’ve ever written is an insult to the written word in the span of thirty minutes.
…hoarding stories told to you by friends and family in hopes of using it to flesh out a character one day.
…combing through your work to make sure everything is correct, only to print it and immediately find an escape.
…writing tirelessly for hours only to produce a handful of paragraphs people can read in five minutes tops.
…looking up writing memes instead of actually writing something.
…reading blog posts about writing to avoid your W.I.P.